Well, I am now back home after my Brachytherapy on the 25th, all went as to be expected and I had 74 “seeds” through 25 needle holes. I was left with the catheter in place for about 3 hours as there was a bit of bleeding into my bladder but I narrowly avoided a transfusion, so had to pass some large clots, by large I mean they were the size of a Titanic ‘berg.
The boredom of hanging around was alleviated to some extent by walking around the other beds in other rooms ( I had the single bedded “Royal” room with TV and radio ) and enquiring as to how many seeds they had had. I won! The nearest to me was 68, a walk in the park to my 74. I believe I will save a fortune on torch batteries as the seeds warm up. The trip to the theatre was a bit disappointing, I was looking forward to a ride on a trolley with blue lights and two tone horn, but no, I had to walk, down the lift along the passageway up some stairs and round the corner, all in my dressing gown from Asda ( £14, A BARGAIN) and my stripey red supportive underpants. I also bought a pair of real leather slippers to complete the outfit (£12 from Asda). Then I had to take them all off and put them in a plastic bag, another £26 wasted, my old slippers and dressing gown would have done, I admit my old grey (they used to be white) M&S underpants were past it, so the new stripey underpants won’t be wasted. The shaving between my legs was expertly done but they forgot the aftershave lotion, but since I was under by that time I never knew who did it, they could have done my chest and back as well.
In keeping with my first class room I had fish and chips with mushy peas for tea, “Royal” food indeed, the food was very good considering it travelled 1 mile on a stainless trolley.
I had toast and peanut butter for breakfast but I couldn’t eat my shredded wheat as the kitchen had run out of milk! Anyway I was satiated by the two slices of wholemeal bread.
I have never exposed my willy to so many young ladies as on this occasion ( the Police reports are incorrect) , they had to check the catheter and urine colour of course, but I didn’t understand the laughter as they left?
So, if you are going to have brachy, I hope this comprehensive and descriptive account will be of interest, feel free to ask if you need any further information.
John
Edited by member 27 Oct 2018 at 13:08
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